Hi everyone it’s Walter here.
I swear I didn’t do it! My pawrents have no evidence that I made this mess.
Now mom was up in her sewing room and dad was in the basement playing with power tools. When dad took a break he found this mess in the living room. Upon closer inspection it was determined that somedoggy stole a used toilet paper roll from a trash can and tore it to shreds.
Please send bail money quick!