Hi everyone it’s Walter here.
I’ve Been Framed!
I swear I didn’t do it! My pawrents have no evidence that I made this mess.
Go ahead and hide over there Millie. That doesn’t mean you are innocent.
Now mom was up in her sewing room and dad was in the basement playing with power tools. When dad took a break he found this mess in the living room. Upon closer inspection it was determined that somedoggy stole a used toilet paper roll from a trash can and tore it to shreds.
I think it was a squirrel…yeah that’s the ticket…a squirrel!
Please send bail money quick!
If there is no video, no DNA evidence, then you are innocent!!
Your Pals,
Murphy and Stanley
Beyond a reasonable doubt? No way!
This really does look like the work of a criminal-squirrel who wants nothing more than to blame someone else!
If they have evidence against you, tell them that it’s just circumstantial evidence. You just happen to be on the wrong place at the wrong time. xoxox Vanilla Bean
Of course it was not you. It must have been S.O.D (someotherdoggy) who has come to visit you. He often comes and sees Me and Nellie. Blame him. We always do. Jasper and Nellie, the two bestest maremmas in all the land.
Oh for sure it was a squirrel, of that there is no doubt.
Blessings,
Goose
And yet he so proudly sits next to it…hummmmm……
Hey – at least it was an empty roll! The charges should be dropped to attempted! Alma once shredded a full kleenex box, and we have a cat that unrolls and shreds full rolls.
… You shouldn’t hang out with either of them; they’d be bad influences.
That most definitely looks like the work of a squirrel. Check the bite marks and call in the police. I hope the squirrel doesnt do any more damage.
Loveys Sasha
Oh no!!! Now whats going to happen?
love
tweedles
That first photo is so funny Walter. Obviously that mess was already there when you got there…….
Dip and Elliot x
Youz been set up Walter, those photo’s are just too funny. Wez will send youz some bail bones 🙂 xxoxxxx
Mollie and Alfie
Oh NO!!! We will take up a collection for your bail money Walter!! Love that look on your face! xo Chloe and LadyBug
Squirrel…definitely. Seems like they’re always getting pups in trouble. We don’t have any around us, so it’s usually cats that cause us trouble. Anyway, just keep denying it.
XXXOOO Bella & Roxy
Definitely a pesky tree rat. We will send bail money and Her-clue Paw-row to determine your innocence. We smell a rat or should we say a squirrel. Have a terrific Tuesday.
Best wishes Molly
You look pretty innocent to us, Walter. It HAD to be that stoopid squirrel!
Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly
MOL MOL MOL Walter I bet a squirrel came down the chimney jumped in the trash took the roll into plain view, chewed it up then slipped awy in the night like a thief. And I know this because they do it to our deck.
Walter that is one fine mug shot
Hugs
Madi your bffff
Oh Walter, we’re so sorry we’re not in town. Muffin and I would have been more than happy to bail you outta the pokey.
Sure hope that catch the REAL culprit!
Hugs,
Lily Belle
Where are the WITNESSES??? No Witness No PROOF…
We are SURE it was a tree rat.
I think you’re right, it looks like the typical squirrel-mess. But hey, the rolls of the toilet paper are the best toy ever… I mean… for a squirrel :o)
You’re my kind of pal. And you know what, you’re close enough for me to break you out of jail. I’m coming for you!
Oh GEEZE LOUISE that would be considered a teeny tiny mess at ours house, and nothing to get in trouble about AT ALL. Your parents should see some of the stuff we does around here to get in trouble, then they would consider you two saints.!!!
Angus McConnell
That darn kitty!
Lily & Edward
Busted!
Walter, Walter, Walter…you have to EAT the evidence. Rookie mistake!
We declare you totally innocent, Walter, and your immediate release is demanded.
Those darn squirrels are at it again.
Woos – Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning
You’re TOTALLY innocent – are you kidding me?!!? Look at that sweet face!!!
Besides… if they don’t catch you in the act, they can’t blame you. Zimmie told me so!
Cammie!
We are sure that a squirrel broke in and did it. They are sneaky like that.
I’m CERTAIN it was a squirrel!! Goodness! How could they think a doggy did that??? What’s wrong with your humans???
We are also sure it is a squirrel…we are pooling our treats for your bail!!
Smileys!
Dory, Arty, Jakey & Bilbo
Yes, that looks like a squirrel crime. I’d call the Blogville police to investigate!
Wyatt
hello walter its dennis the vizsla dog hay oh no yoo ar in the slammer too??? wel maybe yoo wil end up in the cell with me and bugs and spicoli and the mowse and we can hang owt and eet doritos!!! ok bye