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Mischief Monday – A Cheating Mom

November 16, 2015 by Millie & Walter

Hi everyone! It’s Millie and Walter here. We haven’t been around much because our mom was away at a bridal shower for her niece in Grosse Pointe, Michigan. We had a great time at home with our dad but after looking at our mom’s phone we were shocked by what we saw. First we have to applaud our canine cousins for their masterful disobedience.

Blitz (left) and Rolo are not allowed on the furniture…unless nobody is looking.

That wasn’t anything bad to see at all but the next picture was a bit disturbing.

Rolo (dog) and Downton Tabby smothering our mother.

Now we have heard that our mom is very fond of kitties but our dad isn’t so that is why we don’t have any kitty siblings. We can’t really blame our mom for wanting a little snuggle from Downton Tabby but Rolo is trying to take our place. The best we can hope is that our mom was feeling sad about being away from us and asked Rolo for a hug. Yeah…we will go with that.

Okay, now we have to get to the most disturbing evidence of our cheating mom. Apparently one night Downton Tabby decided she wanted to sleep with our mom. According to our mom Downton spent most of the night near the foot of the bed on a very soft blanket but come the morning when they were both waking up Downton really had her way with our mom.

Good morning Aunt Cindy

Let me rub against your face. I know my humans always like it.

I hope you don’t mind if I get comfortable.

We couldn’t believe that our mom looked like she was enjoying being attacked by a cat but then we found this video.

[vimeo http://vimeo.com/145819847]

If you can’t see the video you can go here to see it.

Did you see that our mom was actually smiling! We are glad our mom was welcomed into our cousins home with open paws but Downton Tabby may have gone just a bit too far.

Oh…sorry Aunt Cindy…are you having trouble breathing?

It appears she was trying to smother our mom. Obviously our mom survived since she came home safe and sound last week.

Don’t hold it against me cousins. I do this to everyone I meet.

Well, we guess we can’t be too upset with Downton Tabby. After all we think our mom couldn’t help herself since she hasn’t gotten a kitty fix in quite a long time but we just wish our mom didn’t look so happy while being smothered by a cat.

26 Responses

on November 16, 2015 at 12:35 am | Reply dorysbackyard

OMD…..That kitty is cute, but we think we might draw the line at nighttime snuggling!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
on November 16, 2015 at 3:57 am | Reply Dip and Elliot

What a beautiful friendly cat. I really miss my cat too but I have asthma for 9 of the 18 years we had him so couldn’t get another one.
Love the photo of the dogs on the furniture, while the cat’s away……
Hope you had a great time!
Lynne x
on November 16, 2015 at 4:06 am | Reply easyweimaraner

I like the rule “not allowed unless nobody is looking” :o) and to start a day with a kitty is good too… seems that’s the purrrrr-fect morning :o)
on November 16, 2015 at 5:12 am | Reply Alasandra Alawine (@AlasandraATCAD)

Downton Tabby is a gorgeous kitty. We think you would love having a cat ours are very entertaining, and Yin and Yang even play with us. ~Yours, Tuiren
on November 16, 2015 at 5:42 am | Reply Mitch and Molly

Downton Tabby was very welcoming to your mom. She’s a very nice kitty.

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly
on November 16, 2015 at 6:46 am | Reply cecilia07

OH MY World Rolo and Blitz are sneaky pups and I’m so proud of them of taking advantage of two purrfectly good couches and Downtown Tabby you are a beauty and you have found a friend in Auntie Cindy and I think she got a good dose of kitty kisses and love
Hugs madi your bfff
on November 16, 2015 at 7:15 am | Reply Lily Belle & Muffin

Wow! We are totally SHOCKED at your Mom & her actions. Butt….. after reviewing all the evidence we think it’s ok for her to love on all animals as long as she doesn’t bring them home.
on November 16, 2015 at 9:12 am | Reply Amber DaWeenie

OMD…I’m so sorry to hear about your Mom cheating on you. No treats for her for like 87 years!
on November 16, 2015 at 10:12 am | Reply Agnes B. Bullock

Tasha is quite upset by this! How could Aunt Cindy do this to you both?
on November 16, 2015 at 11:06 am | Reply Two French Bulldogs

We think Aunty Cindy likes all the cuddles
Lily & Edward
on November 16, 2015 at 1:04 pm | Reply Jeannette and Cookie (and kitty sisters)

That is pretty much how Sixpence is with my mum!!!! She wants mum to keep petting her, and if mum doesn’t, she meows — very annoying!!
on November 16, 2015 at 1:54 pm | Reply Bella, Roxy & Macdui

Cuddling OTHER dogs because she missed you is understandable. But a CAT??!! That is inexcusible. Hmmmmm, you’re going to have to have a talk to her.
on November 16, 2015 at 3:19 pm | Reply Samantha

Hahahaha. I knew it. Leela sleeps on me like that and it drives me nuts. She doesn’t care if it is my hip, my back, or my front. Amazing.
on November 16, 2015 at 4:06 pm | Reply The Ao4

“Downton Tabby”?!!? Ha roo roo roo! We love that name!
Yours sincerely,
Margaret Thatcher
PS: Glad your mom was OK!
on November 16, 2015 at 5:18 pm | Reply Hailey and Zaphod

Maybe we could join forces and start a class action lawsuit against cheating moms. Ours cheated this weekend too!
on November 16, 2015 at 8:14 pm | Reply M. K. Clinton

Oh-oh! There is no denying the video proof. Your mom is a secret cat lady and she was definitely smiling in the video. You had better start checking her pockets for kittens! I think that she let the dogs love her because she missed you so badly. I’m sure that she is happy to home again. ☺
on November 16, 2015 at 8:29 pm | Reply tweedles

Its very true that kittys are some of the best fuzzys to cuddle with
love
tweedles
on November 17, 2015 at 3:56 pm | Reply stella rose

Downtown tabby bahahahahha…what a cute name, now we must tell you, that we are dealing with one trillion cats constantly wanting our dads attention and he loves cats, so we do understand why you feel like mom was cheating on you, we are glad she is home now and you can keep her under control……once they are out of our sight they tend to go a little crazy…………..stella rose
on November 17, 2015 at 8:42 pm | Reply Lee

I think that kitty cat wanted to be a live fur collar for your Mom to wear so she won’t get cold this winter. Then again maybe she just wanted to put her smell on your Mom to upset you two. Whatever I think you two have some serious talking to do about the limits your Mom takes.
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot
on November 18, 2015 at 8:06 pm | Reply KB

I think you have every right to be very concerned about your mom. That looks like a kitty smothering technique I’ve seen before. But, your mom was strong enough to survive and even smile – so I guess that all is good, especially because she’s home with you.

I love the kitty’s name!!!
on November 24, 2015 at 11:34 am | Reply Dennis the Vizsla

hello millie and walter its dennis the vizsla dog hay this is kleerly sum sort of feeline mind kontrol at wurk!!! i think the seekret is in the wiskers!!! ok bye
on November 24, 2015 at 8:58 pm | Reply Lee

Wishing you a very Happy Thanksgiving Millie and Walter.
Sweet William The Scot
on November 25, 2015 at 10:14 pm | Reply Wyatt Airedale

Hee hee, Downton Tabby is a character! Cats are so silly!

Wyatt
on November 26, 2015 at 4:42 am | Reply JeanneP of bichonpawz

Wow! That kitty sure did like your mom!! Wishing you and your family a very Happy Thanksgiving!!
on November 27, 2015 at 8:37 am | Reply The Daily Pip

Downton Tabby looks like he would get along with my feline sister Rosie. She is super friendly like this, too.

Hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving!
on January 19, 2019 at 12:43 pm | Reply ATCAD

Maybe she will get you a cat, they are very handy for blaming things on. ~Fenris & Tuiren